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Definitions University: a place where papa pays and son plays. Life Insurance: a contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich. Nurse: a person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pill. Marriage: it's an agreemeet in which a man loses his bachelor degress and a woman gains her masters. Tears: the hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power. Lecture: an act of transfering information from the noted of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either". Conference: the confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. Compromise: the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. Comference Room: a place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagreed later on. Father: a banker provided by nature. Boss: someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. Politician: one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after. Doctor: a person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. Classic: books, which people praise, but do not read. Smile: a curve that can set a lot of things straight. Office: a place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. Yawn: the only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. Etc: a sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. Commitee: individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. |
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Saturday 29 December 2012
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